Poor bare pawed bear Banjo?

While soaring through the woods to fetch some honey for Banjo's morning crumpets, Kazooie spots a collapsed log in the distance and an opportunity to teach her lazy hitch hiker a thing or two about respect.

Banjo: "Guh? .. Were are you going Kazooie? The house is over that way and Im too hungry to see were the eggs come from in the morning".

Kazooie goes red all over and accelerates towards the opening in the log crashing head first through its tiny canal!!!

With the force of the impact, Banjo seems to be well and truly wedged in place however thanks to the shape of the log, Kazooie manages to slip out of back pack and perch on top of the log.
She happily trots along the length of fallen wood towards the back were Banjo's feet are laying.

Banjo: "Well that was silly guh huh. *wiggles* Hay Kazooie! I seem to be a little bit stuck right now. Dont spose you could give me a wing could you"?

Kazooie: "Oh Il give you a wing alight you pile of useless, lazy, good for nothing, smelly, inconsiderate sad excuse for a lead character".

Kazooie gently brushes her wing feathers along Banjo's up turned soles to which he flinches quite harshly to..!

Banjo: "OWWWHOOHOO... KAZOOIE NO!.. Thats not what I meant"!

Kazooie: "Hmm would you look at that? Looks like your feet have gone all soft now you use me as transport to get everywhere all day every day.
And it seems you cant move them now either!
I wonder how you will react to these".

Kazooie holds up the claws on her talon.

Banjo: *GULP* "Um Err ...? *wiggles again helplessly* Oh ho"!!!!!!


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